We have ALL the bells and whistles. No kidding, we have like the best doors, top notch security and of course the finest doorbells. What do you mean this is a kingdom? This is an economy!

No? I'm in charge? Well then I say fair citizens this I promise you, for every step we make forward, I will make sure there is no crime, plentiful food and water, and all will have an education and good healthcare. There happy? So vote for me, and...what do you mean this is a monarchy?

Anyway we will maximize our profits and sustain what we have, everything we need is right here at the heart of this dingdong I'm running.

If it's not...well we'll go out and get some! If it's wanted from those barbarians out there, well they'll have to fight for it THEN maybe they can have a few dollars from the homeless shelters and adoption agencies...what a shame.

We will suffer highs and lows, yet though it all I will remain on this ship whether it flies or sinks, whether I'll see fishes or stars I will ride it out to the bitter end, even if I'm all that's left to see that distant shore. We have no ships here by the way...this is an land locked pish posh. Welcome, we min max here.

Captains log: What do you mean those barbarians are still getting in?! OK fine how much for barracks? It's what!? Who in their right mind, this is almost as bad as the city market, no it's worst, it's criminal, they're making me steal just to keep people from stealing from me. Ugh, welp lets grind shall we slow and steady and only from the abandoned cities, alright!?

You know something, we may be landlocked but that's what wheels are for right?

What am I getting at? Well I'll tell you, I want to become like that soda company and just have a battalion of ships, okay? Nothing screams power like ships do, plus I wanna be like that England kingdom a little bit, so our new venture ships, like all of them, I can afford it. The biggest one at that, lets rule these concrete roads, pirate like yarr.